Wednesday, May 4, 2011

Cara mengurat : Taktik Lama vs Taktik Baru

kindergartenlibrary | 8:43:00 PM | 123Comments |
 السلام عليكم


Hari ini , Nelly nak tunjuk perbezaan orang zaman sekarang mengurat .Opps !
Dah memang pernah terkena pun ~ Haha . .

Taktik lama :


Boy : Hai , boleh kenal ataupun kawan ?
Girl : Okay , no problem . Dah memang kita kawan kan ? Kalau tak , tak ada makna nak approve ~
Then , dia tanyalah latarbelakang girl tu ~Tiba-tiba . . .
Boy : Ada boyfriend tak ni ? ?
Girl : Tak ada . . Single . Malas nak kapel .
Boy : Ada linelah ni ~
Girl : Grrr . . .

Taktik baru :


Boy : Assalamualaikum . Saya ******* . . Boleh kenal dengan awak ? Kot-kot kita ada jodoh .
Girl : Waalikummussalam . Oh , ya ke ? Mana tau ?
Boy : Firasat saya kata macam tu .
Girl : Jodoh tu kan rahsia Allah .
Boy : Lagipun , zaman sekarang dah ramai perempuan cari yang beragama . Saya dulu sekolah agama dan bla . . bla . . bla . .
(Macam-macamlah dia cerita dengan panjang lebar . . )
Girl : Oh , ya ke ? ?
Boy : Ni nak tanya , awak dah kahwin ke ?
Girl : (Soalan sengal) Dah . . Laki ada kat sebelah ni .
Boy : Saya minta dirilah ya . Tak nak kacau bini orang .

Sengal punya boy . Penat bercerita saja kan ?
Ini pemerhatian Nellylah ~
Nampak perbezaan ? Haha . .

123 comments:

rinn kechiik said...

dulo ngurt mintk no hp..

sekarng ngurat mintk emai fb jak..

huwaaaaa modern modern.

kindergartenlibrary said...

haha .setuju ~
terkena juga yang tu ~

deeya said...

boy skarang ngorat ta cukup power la .. hahaha !

Dekcik said...

haha..tektik skrg mmang cm 2 kew..taktik lame agy ok kowt..hehe..

singgah blog dekcik..

http://sweetchoc91.blogspot.com/2011/05/kau-kejam-kau-pijak-kaki-anak-kucing-tu.html

kindergartenlibrary said...

deeya : tak power !

kindergartenlibrary said...

dekcik : haha .setuju2

kehidupan said...

hahaha...... pandai jer nelly nie ea... skrang suma tackle kat chat fb jer..hehe

kindergartenlibrary said...

samo je tu ~
=p

Anonymous said...

dulu laki tau gak malu..skang ni kebanyakan laki dah xtau malu..hehehe

kindergartenlibrary said...

yang ni 100% setuju
=p

liyana said...

hehe..nice story..btul2..pndai kmu..
jgn terpedaya..
mmg lelaki yg beragama jd idaman perempuankn..
tp ingt perempuan yg baik utk lelaki yg baik..hee

kindergartenlibrary said...

kenyataan ~

Kira Kekuri said...

teknik baru tuh lucu oo! haha :DD

kindergartenlibrary said...

selalu gelak sakan ~ hahaha

Fifieyqa said...

Haha..stuju2..dulu2 ng0rat pkai handph0ne..k0n0n2 tersalah n0mb0r la..skarang da maju..add je kat fb...pstu seb0k la nk menyemak kat inb0x..haishh

kindergartenlibrary said...

haha .setuju .naik semak ~

Salmiza S. said...

waa... nelly nie observant jgk ye..??

kindergartenlibrary said...

terpaksa ~

Taufiq Arifin a.k.a. Topimagine said...

cam sengal jerk tektik baru tu.. hahaha

kindergartenlibrary said...

bukan macam , mmang ~

Unknown said...

haha.. lawak la tektik baru tu. hahaha.. gelak tak abes lagi. macam tu pon ada? =p

kindergartenlibrary said...

ada oo .dh pernah kena ~~

lalink7 said...

ooo mst budak lelaki yang ngurat nelly ckp camni kan? hehehe

kindergartenlibrary said...

tepat sekali !

ILA HonEyBuNNy said...

lelaki dulu and kini...

xsuka kena mengorat...hehe....

MissNadh said...

memang dah macam2 taktik la skang ni nelly..adehh..

kindergartenlibrary said...

honeybunny : haha .sama !

kindergartenlibrary said...

missnadh : gelak tengok .hahaha

SHM said...

ahaha . camtu pulak .

kindergartenlibrary said...

gaya baru ~

FD. said...

haha. jadi pesanan kepada lelaki, tanya dulu. baru cerita ye. haha.

man yusoef said...

erk ada ke yg taktik baru tu...cam ape jek..haha

kindergartenlibrary said...

fatma : yup .tanya dulu .
=p

kindergartenlibrary said...

man : haha .ada tau ~

*cik syu* said...

hahahaha ! kelakar giler yg zaman skang pnyer .. hehhe :)

kindergartenlibrary said...

kenytaan ~

cik azeya said...

hahha. teknik mengorat sekarang tak le pakai. :P

kindergartenlibrary said...

tak jadi pun ~ haha

nurkaloi said...

hahaha gile statement boy tu
alaa skolah agme pun tk smesti iman kuat

kindergartenlibrary said...

sabor je nelly ~

senyumSOYA said...

dulu kena ngorat kat kedai buku.. tgah syok2 bca ada org kasi no. phone..hehheeh~

kindergartenlibrary said...

baiknya orang tu ~ hahaha

senyumSOYA said...

dulu kena ngorat kat kedai buku.. tgah syok2 bca ada org kasi no. phone..hehheeh~

Gdsbnga said...

orang dulu dulu bukan ke takde main ngurat ngurat .
terus kawen jeh
haha .

kindergartenlibrary said...

haha .zaman dah berubah ~

mOon EyEzS said...

zaman sekarang dh x reti nak bunga2 dh...terus terjah ja....pas2 x mjadik lak 2...adOiii...

kindergartenlibrary said...

tu yang nelly gelak sakan ~

Anonymous said...

haha..yang taktik baru tu kelakar..sekali dah kawin dah pompuan tu..wat penat je citer.

kindergartenlibrary said...

haha ...penat dia je ..
=p

nabilah_2908 said...

straight 2 the point...ok juga tu..xde belok2... ;)

Shafiqah Rashid said...

haha.
mcm2 XD

kindergartenlibrary said...

kenyataan ~~~

Khuzrin Kamarudin said...

Baru nak praktikkan yang baru tu.. hahhaa.. sekali dah ada laki..

kindergartenlibrary said...

hati2 len kali ^^

Dahlia Daffodil said...

apa la taktik baru nk ngorat org tu..hehe..seyiuz wAt malu dri jer..

kindergartenlibrary said...

tau tak pe ~

Unknown said...

ngorat cara lama ada kias sikit..
zaman sekarang mcm ada gelojoh di situ..hahahs

kindergartenlibrary said...

memang gelojoh ~

Enchik Nine said...

"Hai nell nak berkenalan buleh???", huhuhu... Saje je... Nanti ada org marah... huhu :D

myetech9[dot]com @ Enchik Nine

red gitarputeh said...

sumpah sengal.! bhahaha!! XD

kindergartenlibrary said...

udin : sapa lak nak marah .hahhaha

kindergartenlibrary said...

red : =p

deDetz said...

dorang memang dah advanced sekarang kan Nelly =P

kindergartenlibrary said...

tak suka oo ~
hehe

Jieha Roslan :) said...

sengal . HAHAHAHA

kindergartenlibrary said...

memang .haha

a.samad jaafar said...

err.. nak ngorat la nih..

nak balas follow boleh ??...

tkasih singgah n follow sy.. salam kenalan dari saya..

syazwani said...

kui3. lawak gilaa dialog yg taktik baru tu. hahahah..

kindergartenlibrary said...

a.samad : hehe .welcome

kindergartenlibrary said...

syazwani : hehe ..memang lawak ~

ZyzyAfrina (: said...

Taktik baru tu lawak. HAHA *cant stop laughing. Buat malu je

kindergartenlibrary said...

nelly yang buat entri ni , lagi ler ~

Anonymous said...

hahaha! sopan tol la taktik baru nie. hihi :)

kindergartenlibrary said...

kelakar ~

Nenek Fasola said...

bagus la taktik baru tu.belom ape2 dah puji diri sdri.hahah

yua said...

taktik lama is de best.. erkk hehe

jeBateja said...

waka...waka....bini org pun maw ngurat kah....aiyakkk.....kena karate tengkuk baru taw....

kindergartenlibrary said...

nenek fasola : tu la .tk dapat den nak tolong ~

kindergartenlibrary said...

yua : haha .betul2

kindergartenlibrary said...

jebateja : haha .tu la .kelakar ~

RaraTan said...

macam dah dapat agak dah taktik dorang. ahahah~

kindergartenlibrary said...

hati2 ya ..^^

asfira aminuddin said...

haha! babe lawaklah! i suka taktik baru tu. haha. ;)

adan said...

sekarang mengurat direct to the point.! ahahaha

. said...

hihi yang kedua tu pengaruh nurkasih tu. kehkehkeh

kim heeruul said...

yg modern Dunia Maya la..^^

Nur Syera Ismail said...

dulu ngorat nek beskal pon bole . .

skunk at keast ade moto .
law ade bumbung tu bonus !
hahaha~

mlaysia suda bangkit :)

kindergartenlibrary said...

asfira : haha ..kalau boleh , tk mau ~

kindergartenlibrary said...

adan : jangan main2 .hahaha

kindergartenlibrary said...

khr : hahaha ..terpengaruh ~

kindergartenlibrary said...

kim : kelakar ..
=p

kindergartenlibrary said...

syera : ecewah ! haha

kay_are said...

x reti sangat nak ngorat pompuan ni.. xtau care!! huu

kindergartenlibrary said...

bbelajar ..hehe ..

Noor Fatin said...

hahaha. skrg pjg sikit dari dlu :P

kindergartenlibrary said...

haha ..
tu lah ~

farah wahedda said...

hahahhaha sengal tahap cipan la laki tu huhu

kindergartenlibrary said...

memang sengal ~

Anonymous said...

waa.. hebat kamuu nieh.. pnglaman bnyak tul..haha

kindergartenlibrary said...

tak banyak mana ~

afifah said...

ckp dr pengalaman ke? haha..

Khairi Fakhri said...

hahaha, ai.. cakap cam berpengalaman je.. wakkakaka

kindergartenlibrary said...

afifah : =)

kindergartenlibrary said...

keyri : ada tau ^^

Unknown said...

dulu Tia kena urat dengan cara guna kawan . lelaki tu mintak number Tia dari kawan Tia . haha ! sekarang lagi advance . kan ada facebook . hehe

Nadia Mashuri said...

hahaa.. kelakar jer..

Manis said...

thanks nelly ;) hit you back !

Cik nadya said...

waaa~~
like la entri ..
tp kciann la yg taktik bwu uh..
bwt pnt die jewx..
hahahaha

kindergartenlibrary said...

Tia : maju !

kindergartenlibrary said...

nadia : hahaha

kindergartenlibrary said...

nini : tq ^^

kindergartenlibrary said...

nadea ; kecian ~

Cik nadya said...

hahaha..
memg keciann tol ..
slalu laki tnye kt saye gne taktik lama ..
mympah toii..huhu

Solihin Zubir said...

ahahaha.. terus tnya dh kawen ke blom.. xdenye nk tnya single ke x lg dah..

kindergartenlibrary said...

miss nadea : nanti kena taktik baru ..
=p

kindergartenlibrary said...

solihin : direct tu ~

Cik nadya said...

haha blew la ekk =p

kindergartenlibrary said...

kalau ada , jgn trkejut ..
=p

Asma Ahmad said...

hahaha... yg psti jd org laki ni kna tbal mka la. :p

kindergartenlibrary said...

hehe .btul2

cik sakdi said...

fuyoo. now tanya dah kawen ke belum.. sbb kalau tunang tu, small matter je. silap2 akan datang, xkesah da kawen ke lom.huhu

kindergartenlibrary said...

bahaya tu !!

Opah Kentang said...

hihihihi..

benda2 tu memang jadi pun..

pumpuan ngorat laki pun dah biase dah..
gegege :P

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